God has a sense of Humor

gods sense of humor

err…no thanks

milk

And the Award goes to…

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In Honor of the Oscars:

 

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE:

My husband – for his Role in  “Bringing Home the Bacon”

 

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:

My Best Friend -For his role of always being there “Supporting the Single, Stressed out Parent”

 

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE:

Me -Pretending to know what I am doing “23 Years of Motherhood”

 

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:

Grandma – For her role of The shoulder to Cry on “When shit gets real”

 

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM:

“Life”

 

BEST PICTURE:

Kids Feeding each other to Alligators, Florida 2007

 

CINEMATOGRAPHY:

Me – Home Videos of  “Kids being Kids”

 

COSTUME DESIGN:

Me -c. 2002-13 Annually “Halloween”

 

DIRECTING:

Me- “One Drama-filled Household”

 

DOCUMENTARY (Feature):

Me – Running Commentary “Is that Room Clean Yet?”

 

DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT):

My Husband “Take kids to work day”

 

FILM EDITING:

Me – “No one is going to see ME looking like THAT!”

 

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM:

My kids – “The Teenage Years”

 

MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING:

Me – “Christmas Day”

 

MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE):

Me – “Time to Let You Go”

 

MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG):

Me – “Find Myself”

 

PRODUCTION DESIGN:

Me-“Every Five Years or So”

 

SHORT FILM (ANIMATED):

My Son – “Moving Out”

 

SHORT FILM (LIVE ACTION):

My other Son “Going to College”

 

SOUND EDITING:

My Husband “I never Swear at You”

 

SOUND MIXING:

Me -“Lower Your Voice”

 

VISUAL EFFECTS:

Me – “The Middle Finger”

 

WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY):

My Husband – “HIS Version”

 

WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY):

Me – “The REALVersion”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best Comedy

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Allergies

Cheesy pick up line

Nagging

Weekend Snoring

I got Skills

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The Editors, WordPress.com

  • 365 Days of Writing Prompts

January 22

  • I got skills
  • If you could choose to be a master (or mistress) of any skill in the world, which skill would you pick?

 

I have many skills, I could ramble them off in a resume or list

  • Artist
  • Designer
  • Sewing
  • Cooking
  • Songwriting
  • Writing
  • Data Entry
  • Book-keeping
  • Typing
  • Administration
  • Manager
  • Restaurateur
  • Entrepreneur
  • Web Design
  • Graphic Design
  • Multi-tasking
  • Organized
  • Adaptability
  • Problem-Solver
  • Honest
  • Loyal
  • Dependable
  • Professional
  • Hard worker
  • Communicating
  • Punctual

there are many more…

These skills are great to have in the workplace and even in running a home

 

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The skill To Make People Laugh

If I had to choose one skill above all others, I would probably choose to have the skill or ability to make people laugh

There is so much sadness and hatred in the world, so many broken people

I admire people that can make others laugh and bring a little joy to their lives, even if only for a brief moment

The ability to bring a smile to someone, to give a little happiness and time out from our world is I think one of the most endearing qualities anyone can have

My favorite types of movies & TV shows are comedies

We used to play a game when the kids were younger, if you could invite anyone in the world to dinner, who would it be…on every occasion, my top five people were always comedians

 

 

 

Overworked = Motherhood

Overworked – Daily Prompt

 

I love being unappreciated, disrespected & everyone's doormat ... Said no mother ever:

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